In November 2003, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, joined ABC’s The View as a co-host. Unafraid to express her ill-informed and downright moronic conservative views, Mrs. Hasselbeck has proven herself as a woman who will not shut the fuck up under any circumstances, whether she fully understands the issues being discussed or not.
The View, recipient of the 2003 Daytime Emmy® Award for “Outstanding Talk Show,” is the original forum where really not-awesome women (save Rosie & Whoopie) discuss irrelevant, mundane gossip and share their daily, no-holds-barred misconceptions and preposterous, comical conversations. On the show, Mrs. Hasselbeck has even interviewed politicians including former President George W. Bush, former President Bill Clinton, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Republican Senator John McCain and President Barack Obama without understanding a single word.
Mrs. Hasselbeck joined the incapable and rather impotent 2008 presidential campaign by hitting the trail for Senator John McCain.In October 2008, Mrs. Hasselbeck actually traveled to rallies in Florida in support of the SECOND MOST ANNOYING PERSON EVER, her good friend and sister in senselessness, Governor Sarah Palin.
In May 2010, Mrs. Hasselbeck will release her second book The L-Free Diet: A Logic Free Survival Guide to living logic-free and loving it. Chapters include:
- “Yay, Now You Too Can Be Really Outspoken About Stuff You Don’t Understand!”
- “I’d Still Vote For Bush, and Your Point Is…?”
- “Being Rich and Dumb IS all It’s Cracked Up To Be”
Mrs. Hasselbeck was formerly known to television audiences as a participant on the wildly popular second edition of Survivor: The Australian Outback. While competing in Australia, Mrs. Hasselbeck revealed that she strongly opposes all science, and has openly flirted with the idea of phasing out cognitive thought altogether.
There is speculation that plans are already underway for a 2011 lecture tour, another book, and rubber bracelets in support of what she claims is the perfect state of being. She dubs what’s sure to be the next spiritual un-lightenment hit: “Semi-Functional Retardivism-ist.”
Other notable characteristics include her unwaveringly staunch support of torture, her religion, and war, especially if her God ordains it to be so.
Mrs. Hasselbeck resides in New York City with her husband, Tim Hasselbeck, a former NFL quarterback, now ESPN NFL Analyst, and their children Grace Elisabeth, Taylor Thomas and Isaiah Timothy.
For more information on Elisabeth, follow her on Twitter:
http://twitter.com/ehasselbeck
For those of you who may not be acquainted with Elisabeth and her work, or if you just need a refresher, this video should put this blog in full focus:
Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s 25 Most Annoying Moments Of 2008
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